Some years the lights win. "Too Stoned for This Happy Holidaze" sits over a hopelessly tangled string of holiday lights, and anyone who has wrestled a tree into shape will laugh. This is the Add-A-Joint version, with a slot built into the card to hold a pre-roll. It measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches and comes with an envelope. Grab a pre-roll separately and tuck it in. Slide the pre-roll in just before you hand it over so it stays straight and snug.